Gore beaten by Bush, again!

Al Gore's film 'An Inconvenient Truth' is, as we all know, going to be required viewing in all our schools. Let us hope that the whole truth regarding Al Gore's relationship with the environment is going to be told to our children. His home apparently consumes natural resources at something like 20 times the rate of the average American household.

So, are there any other Americans who can step forward, hold up their hands and say that they care for the environment? Somebody whose green credentials would make them the beacon that we should all follow. Someone who can provide our children with that guiding light as we all march forward in step into that green paradise promised by young Millbum?

Yes! Lets all hear it for George Bush! While Al Gore has been busy winning bits of tawdry tinware in Tinsel Town, Mr Bush has been quietly doing more than his bit for the environment. Not for Mr Bush the lame duck excuse of carbon offsetting so beloved of our own dear leader and Mr Gore, rather belatedly it seems. Mr Bush's house re-uses water, relies on solar and geothermal heating and is built of local materials discarded by others. You can't trust anybody to do the right thing these days can you.